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"Look! We have a 22 star rating. That's a way better rating than 5 stars." - Dad
* Note, 22 stars may or may not be 22 individual one star ratings. We'll never tell.
Absurdist Shirts
Discover one-of-a-kind 22 star rated designs created by a young entrepreneur and his Dad in our Etsy shop.
Welcome to Absurdist Shirts LLC, where creativity and entrepreneurship collide. Founded by a father and son duo, our Etsy store showcases original designs and absurdly fun merchandise. And all of our shirts have a 22 star rating.
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"My sister and I REALLY love your shirts. I mean...really love them. A lot. Maybe too much. I'm glad I could give you 22 stars. Your rating system is really weird. I like that I didn't have to be limited to only 5 stars. When people say "man, I wish I could give this 22 stars", I was like....I'm givin' this 22 stars."
- Some guy and his Sister.
0 percent of 100 percent real people. Totally not fake.
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Mission
To create absurd shirts and other merchandise based on original designs.
Images are not AI generated, nor is any part of this website.